
Did you miss this
Year’s Retreat?
The Retreat Shifts Something in You—You Don’t Have to Miss the Next One
This wasn’t just a weekend away.
The last retreat sold out. Fast.
But that doesn’t mean the door is closed forever.
If something about this experience stirred something in you—this is your chance to be first in line next time.
Join the 2026 waitlist for:
First access to early bird enrollment
Private behind-the-scenes updates
Exclusive waitlist-only perks
This space fills fast. Don’t just think about it—claim it.
This Isn’t Just a Trip.
It’s a Transformation.
“This retreat gave me permission to stop performing. I didn’t have to prove anything or be ‘on’—I just had to be present. I left feeling grounded, seen, and finally clear about what I want next—not just in business, but in life.”
YOUR NO-FLUFF CHAOS COACH
Hustle culture almost took me (and my marriage) out. I believed I had to sacrifice one area of my life to excel in the other. Insomnia became my best friend, I made constant excuses as to why I had to sacrifice my own well-being for the sake of being available for others, and I was resentful with the way my life was unraveling. Then I realized I get to define what motherhood looks like. I get to do things on my terms. And I did just that, taking dozens of other trailblazing women along with me!
My name is Sloan, a work-life coach, homeschool mother to 4 little Beasts, wife to my business partner and best friend, and successful modern entrepreneur.
I help rebel women tackle the root case of their declining work-life dynamics through my signature C.H.A.O.S. methodology. In other words - I help you get your life together.