This One’s Sold Out.
But The Next One’s Yours.
Miami’s Retreat Is Officially Sold Out—
You Don’t Have to Miss the Next One
The retreat hasn’t happened yet—but every spot is spoken for.
We’re prepping something sacred, intentional, and deeply personal.
If your name wasn’t on this year’s list, this is your moment to get ahead of the next.
Join the 2026 waitlist for:
First access to early bird enrollment
Behind-the-scenes updates from Miami
Exclusive waitlist-only perks
This next chapter is already unfolding.
Be first in line to step into it.
This Isn’t Just a Trip.
It’s a Transformation.
“The retreat isn’t a reward for burning out, it’s a return to yourself before the world told you to perform. If your body’s asking for more ease, clarity, or softness… this is your sign to answer.”
The next retreat is already in motion—
make sure you’re the first to know when doors open.
YOUR NO-FLUFF CHAOS COACH
Hustle culture almost took me (and my marriage) out. I believed I had to sacrifice one area of my life to excel in the other. Insomnia became my best friend, I made constant excuses as to why I had to sacrifice my own well-being for the sake of being available for others, and I was resentful with the way my life was unraveling. Then I realized I get to define what motherhood looks like. I get to do things on my terms. And I did just that, taking dozens of other trailblazing women along with me!
My name is Sloan, a work-life coach, homeschool mother to 4 little Beasts, wife to my business partner and best friend, and successful modern entrepreneur.
I help rebel women tackle the root case of their declining work-life dynamics through my signature C.H.A.O.S. methodology. In other words - I help you get your life together.